jordosross:

nickandjades-infinitelaughter:

Me as a parent

"This is why dad left"
veruca-assault: ms-kawesome: The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional. I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward. (via shakexpeare)

veruca-assault:

ms-kawesome:

The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.

(via shakexpeare)

releasings: my mum likes to play this game called yell from 4 rooms away and get upset when i can’t hear her (Source: releasings, via shakexpeare)

releasings:

my mum likes to play this game called yell from 4 rooms away and get upset when i can’t hear her

(Source: releasings, via shakexpeare)

glowcloud: I have to say the Kim k app was an amazing business idea and I feel like it has already done wonders for her brand. Now I see pictures of Kim kardashian and I think “that’s my extremely generous friend Kim she really got my modeling career off the ground” (via shakexpeare)

glowcloud:

I have to say the Kim k app was an amazing business idea and I feel like it has already done wonders for her brand. Now I see pictures of Kim kardashian and I think “that’s my extremely generous friend Kim she really got my modeling career off the ground”

(via shakexpeare)

squidpixie:

legalmexican:

FLAN

Florida is its own cause of death
mexicankitsch: Bitch, dont you “previously on…” me. I have been watching this show for 5 hours. I know what happened. (via shakexpeare)

mexicankitsch:

Bitch, dont you “previously on…” me. I have been watching this show for 5 hours. I know what happened.

(via shakexpeare)

clannyphantom: when people try to argue with you about something you clearly know more about (via shakexpeare)

clannyphantom:

when people try to argue with you about something you clearly know more about
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(via shakexpeare)

certan: deleting my school to focus on tumblr (via bowties11)

certan:

deleting my school to focus on tumblr

(via bowties11)